Tuesday, October 31, 2006

心理测验 results + one 笑话

Was surfing for some 心理测验 cuz abit bored...

then found this site that give a brief description on ppl for a specific birthdate,
so this is what it says about me....

具有爆发性的情绪力量,兴趣广泛;
追求生活中的变化,个性好强,叛逆性重,拥有强烈的成功欲望。
优点是大胆、勇敢,好奇心强,具有创意,喜欢冒险。
缺点是善变 、捉摸不定;冲动,缺乏思虑,看不到自己的弱点。

Recite this to my mum and she totally agree with it...haha
Friends who know me...what do you think???

want to know yours? can... email me at thisisnotmyemailaddress@hotmail.com

Anyway, from the description above, does that make me a very mean person arh? I think I am rather restless, I need some changes from time to time... I think I'm a pretty curious person... ya quite rash, never think then do liao... and cannot see my flaw...Cannot see own flaw also good le... means healthy self-esteem rite?

I'm too tired from blogging (Yes, damnmit, I am!), I'll juz end with One joke for today...

有一个小朋友,他在上国文课时,突然很想上厕所,便举手和老师说:“老师,我要大便!”老师非常的生气说:“不可以用这么粗俗的字眼,不淮去!”就命令他坐回去,可是那名小朋友还是憋不住,只好又举手说:“老师,我的屁股想吐!”

HAHAHAHAHAHA I had a good laugh...

I'm a nice person, therefore I share...

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Women and Shaving....

I seriously think I'm becoming a no-life moron with every passing day as a working "adult"

Another weekend with nothing more exciting than rotting at home on my "To-Do" list... so I started surfing crap websites to kill some time...

Reading up hollywood gossips at www.IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com and I realise that quite some of female celebrities like to wear really short skirts and dun wear anything underneath (and show their privates to the whole world)....

Bunch of SRSS! (So Rich but So Stupid)

Then I came across this interesting website...
NO SCRUF

NO SCRUF stands for
National Organization of Social Crusaders Repulsed by Unshaven Faces


NO SCRUF founder Terry Tarentelli


Apparently she was sick of guys who refuse to shave while she has to spend good money and time to shave. So basically these women will refuse to shave until men do (which means never)... cool eh?

I wonder what kind of reaction will it trigger if really ALL women stop shaving, stop waving and stop plucking...hmph...

The extinction of mankind? I dun think so...

Personally I wont support this movement (although I think I'm quite a feminist) because I have a weird fetish of hair plucking...

Somehow, plucking hair from its root gives me a sense of satifaction...

But I do admire these gers for starting this movement... *salute*


You GO!! Hairy Girl!

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Dedicated to Wormie...

Finally!!! A break from a hellish week I had....

anyway, I made a new friend who refer himself as wormz....
kinda weird that someone identify himself as worm hor... =P

oh well... the wonders of this world...

so I was chatting with wormie... and got really bored so I started surfing google for pictures of wormie cuz I think he could do with a better worm pic? haha

So I found this...



Thought it was a pretty cool pickup line for my wormie friend... so i sent him the link and he liked it la...and use it as his msn pic...

The next thing I know...

I realise it's actually a VIBRATOR!!!


It is known as the I Rub My Wormie®

Features :

1. Powerful!!!

To make sure the power is there when you need it, your Wormie uses (2) C-cell batteries for maximum performance (Gross)

2. Soft2Touch™ skin material

3. (Too sick to be published here)

Ahh, for those perverts out there, if you want to read go here la....

I had a good laugh la...

wormie = vibrator


I can never look at my friend the same way anymore...hahaha

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

无聊

不知为什么最近总是觉得很无聊。。。

是生活过得不够充实吗?
还是对自己周围的一切感到腻烦,需要一些新鲜感?




献给所有感到无聊的朋友。。。
小小游戏来给你解闷

Monday, September 11, 2006

Why does woman love 6-pac?

Have you ever wonder why women love their man to have a 6 pac? (maybe 8??)


Dear Dear's friend say this pic showed his two greatest assets...
his Abs and his Girlfriend...


Just got a mischievous thought about that question...


So that the ger can count his abs at night when she cant sleep?

Sunday, September 10, 2006

NUS splashdown 2006

Went for the annual NUS splashdown yesterday!

Hmmm...think about 300+ people took part... imagine so many people in one pool!!!!
Anyway, I went with the RP Lifesaving students, and we all swam in the same lane...

I dunno how mnay laps I swam but I think about 110 like that ba... but the poeple counting the lanes miscounted for alot of ppl in my lane... my dear swam abt 140+ but end up with only 106 laps, I think they only gave me abt 79 laps....sigh, quite a disappointment, I mean we swam so hard we want to know the exact laps ma....

oh well....

Anyway, that wasnt the main point of this blog...
Something incredibly GROSS happened during the swim....

The swim is actually an obstacle swim, meaning we need to clear two obstacle every 50m of the swim.

This is how you clear an obstacle during the swim lor


QUite some of the swimmers in my lane cant clear the obstacle "nicely"? This obstacle swim is actually one of the event in the lifesaving still water competition so people who didnt train with such obstacle might have some problem clearing it.

So what happened was, there's this guy who was before me about to clear the obstacle. He took quite a while to start clearing it.... after I see him clear it under water, I start to surface dive in to clear the obstacle as well....

and IT happened when I start to break surface....


Gross...


That guy in front of me took a super loonnnggg time to break surface and so when I was at the bottom of the pool, feet planted on the ground and hands stretched in front of me and then push off the ground.....

my fingers Poked right into that guy's privates... at the time when he spread his legs wide doing his breastroke kick.....

EEeeewwwwwwwww.........

OKie, it was partly my fault for not checking if the place I'm going to break surface was clear....

Later I had to check everytime I had to break surface.... sometimes I had to wait for quite a while before there's space for me to come up....

Other than checking before I break surface, I've also learnt something else... to swim over people... haha
I'm always very polite and nice when I swim one... ppl in front, even during a race, I will give way one lor... but yesterday, I juz cannot wait cuz they are taking too long a time!!

Swimming over people is quite fun actually...haha, it is always me that is always kena swam over one lor....
I think my lane are mostly the weaker swimmers so tat's the reason why I can learn this bad habit to swim over them. Just squeeze my way through, force ppl to other side and fight for space for me to swim...haha....I think this will come in handy next tiem I go for biathlon competitions....no more nice nice Jenny, let you cut all you want...

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Anyone want to order Birkenstock Papillio 2007 Collection?

Had wanted to buy my first pair of birkenstock this year but ALL the GERS are wearing the same model that I want so I decided to wait till the new collection to buy mine.

Don't want to wear what others had been wearing for so long... >=(

The Birkenstock Papillio Sprint/Summer Collection is out and can order liao!!! Excited!!! BUt hor order now can only get in Dec la.... I still want...

Anyway want to order with me or not? Cuz I need another 1 or 2 pairs more to get free shipping. Think one pair of Madrid should be around $70 bucks but I dunno got any extra charges, tax or wat but dun think will hit over $75.

I'm going to order latest 21st Sept lor, once I get enough friends to order with me I will order liao... heehee.... then will wait till christmas to get my birkenstock!!! Xmas present for myself!!

Below are most of the Madrid collections they have...


Sun Flower Mint


Silk Flower Pink


Rain of Flowers Orange (Considering this pair myself)


Folklore Rose


Folklore Blue


Art Flower Green (I want this, so dun copycat arh..)


Kimono Black (Definitely getting this, so cannot copy copy!! haha)



I like the Kimono red but they don't have it for Madrid le...dunno should get or not... nice hor... anyway, if you want to get models other than madrid also have (Florida, Gizeh, Munich, Oder, Rimini, Syndey etc)

I am still deciding to get 2 or 3 pairs.. I very greedy le... not very rich still anyhow spend like tat...tsk tsk tsk...

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The Crocodile Hunter

I realise something weird in my msn list...


Suddenly there's alot of turtles on the msn list


Only today I found out that people are putting this in their msn nick as a memorial to the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin. I dunno who started it but I dun understand why the turtle...hmph...

I was pretty sad when I read the news that he was killed by a stingray. As an animal lover, I really enjoyed his shows. I admire his passion for the wildlife and his dedication in educating people abt these animals.


Little tiger cub is so cute...

Talk abt the cat family... I was on my way home yesterday then I saw this grey cat, so I went to sayang him...he was enjoying himself then after he enjoy enough he started jumping up and showing me his claws... stupid cat... got two scratches on my hand now...

Anyway, about Steve Irwin, he is loved by many.....


Even little puppies love him and want to be like him....

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Barbe Hse + Tony Leong = Jenny??

Hmph... some friends say I look abit like Da S some say I dun look like...

Jo said the lower part of the face look like Barbie Hsu and Nicole agrees with me my eyes look like tony leong's....

so...

hmph....




Do I really look like that???


If you think so.... you are full of BS!!!

I know I look like myself and I rock!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

明星脸?? Do you think I look like her??

Dear dear told me that now Nanyang Chronicle has this column that features NTU students that look like celebrity.

Then he said tat there's this ger who looked like Barbie Hsu

And then dear dear said that that ger look like me too!!
Orh... Now I have to see the picture liao...


Pic "stolen" from online version of Nanyang Chronicle


hmph... I not very convinced that that ger and I look alike le...

Well, quite some people had mentioned that I look abit like Barbie Hsu but I seriously dun see much resemblance between me and her...
So dear dear "dare" me to put in my blog and ask ppl if they think I look like her...

But I cant seem to find any photo that I think look like her...

So this is the best I could come up with...


Barbie Hsu



Yours Sincerely...


Okie I know my pictures are not exactly the most glam pics la... but what can you expect from a ger whom ppl think is "half boy half ger"??

My friends, if you read this and can spare a few minutes, do tag and comment on whether you think I look like her? How much do you think I look like her? WHERE do you think I look like her (this is a mystery to me)?


On another note...

I got another comment (when I was 13) that I look like this male actor...
It's quite embarrassing for me to say but I think I do look a wee bit like him...

sigh...


I think it's the eye la...


okie...pls stop laughing at me...

I know you are still laughing....

Arghh.....STOP!!!!

It's always like that when I tell ppl that I look like a bit tony Leong....
But hey, give him the credit, he IS actually quite good-looking eh...rite?

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Left Brained or Right Brained





You Are 40% Left Brained, 60% Right Brained


The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.




Was doing some marking on yesterday's lesson, then a student mentioned about being right brainer and how computing is more suitablef or left brainers... so I decided to go find a little quiz to do on it...

Left brainers usually more the mathematical, logical kinda ppl and right brainers more of the actistic, creative people I think???

Looks like I'm almost in the middle, slightly more right brained than left...?
I think I could describe myself alittle from both descriptions.


Then there's this site that talks about the learning style of right brainers and left brainers.

Linear VS Holistic Processing

The left side of the brain processes information in a linear manner. It process from part to whole. It takes pieces, lines them up, and arranges them in a logical order; then it draws conclusions.

The right brain, however, processes from whole to part, holistically. It starts with the answer. It sees the big picture first, not the details. If you are right-brained, you may have difficulty following a lecture unless you are given the big picture first. You're the student who needs to know why you are doing something.

I think I'm more right here because I totally hate learning some topics until I know why am I learning them!! And I love to look at big pictures first and not the details!!!

Sequential VS Random Processing

The left brain processes in sequence -- in order. The left-brained person is a list maker, you would enjoy making a master schedule and doing daily planning. You complete tasks in order and take pleasure in checking them off when they are accomplished. Likewise, learning things in sequence is relatively easy for you. The left brain is also at work in the linear and sequential processing of math and in following directions.

The right-brained student is random. If you are right-brained, you may flit from one task to another. You will get just as much done but perhaps without having addressed priorities. You were ready to rebel when asked to make study schedules for the week. Because the right side of the brain is color sensitive, you might try using colors to learn sequence.

Oooh, my sweetie is DEFINITELY a left brainer!!! He LOVES to plan his days and takes pleasure in completing his tasks.
Now I think I really more right brain dominant liao, I have to do many things at a time and I ABSOLUTELY have to HIGHTLIGHT my notes!!! Nicole they all always joke abt my materials science text, ask me go highlight my whole book... cuz if I dun highlight it, I just cant see the words...somehow....
Now I k now it's because my brain is COLOUR sensitive!!! heehee...

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

365 Days with him...

I just celebrated my First Year Anniversary with my sweetie.

Since it fell on a working day, we didnt had much time to do much on that day. It was a very long day for me at work and by the time I was suppose to knock off, I am a very hungry and unhappy woman. *sigh*

Sweetie was nice to me, he treated me to NYDC, the wheelock one which also happen to the place where our first official date took place, he tahan-ed my shopping and bought one dress and one top for me. Though we didnt get to do much, we were very tired... sigh

Then today I went over to dear's place... he have a surprise for me!!

A bouquet of blue roses...


This was arranged by his mum!

Sweetie also gave me a card tat gives 100 reasons why he love me!!!


Awww.... so so so SWEET!!!



Sweetie and Me at Sentosa!!!


Reason why he was wearing that blue cap is because it's National Life Saving Competition!! Will write about it another time...


Anyway, I had started taking classes recently and giving daily grades are really hard, especially the giving of comments to individual students. Can be quite tedious... but I quite like this idea of giving comments to students individually as it give a more personal touch.

Just a thought,

I think I will become comMENT-Queen after I teach long enough

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Month of July!!

Okie, I've neglected my blog again...

Been kinda busy....

Anyway...I've juz celebrated my 23rd Birthday!!


This is my Birthday Present from ME!!!

FRIENDS!!! Season 1 to 10!!! haha... Always been a huge fan, but I nevre watched it on tv before... I only watch it for the first time when I was in Uni lor...haha
Havent finish chiong-ing my CSI season 4 lor...

On the eve of my bday, my dad treated the whole family + dear dear dinner at a resturant at Jurong east. there was a wedding dinner going on as well and I actually know the groom! He's a secondary school mate, same age as me...in fact I was in charge of his class when I was a prefect! haha...

Dear dear came to my place in the morning to have breakfast with me on my birthday, then we went out in the afternoon to bugis to shop a while before handing to the NTU alumni club house at buona vista for my school's grad nite dinner.

I bought a dress from mphosis, a pair of heels from DMK and a necklace from Jo's Craft!!! I cannot keep spending like that le...will really eat grass one...


Grass is good for you....haha


The MSE grad nite was pretty fun... there's another ger same birthday as me...same day same year and same course as me le!!!



Catch up with the girls too!!



Sweetie was with me there also!


He was sabo-ed to go up to the stage! haha but got away pretty fast


Then I had my convocation on 28th July!!


parents and brother rushed off after taking this photo lor


Then I was left with two bags and a very late boyfriend...want to cry already lor...everyone got someone, and see ppl got flower got bear bear, I dun have anything...except a pair of seriously painful feet (wearing stupid heels!!)


I was abit close to tears when I was taking this photo lor


After a while dear dear came...and I said I wanted a bear bear also...
then he brought me downstairs and let me choose one...

Chose one bear with a flat flat face...haha.... his name is LATE LATE....cuz my bf came late! haha.... got bear bear I feel happier la... took all my photos with it!!




Heehee, realise I didnt wear my mortar board in all the pics?
I think I look really silly wearing it lor...haha

I got alot more pics but I am too tired to write le....next time free then continue la....

But before I end this entry....

A while back, I bought the "Good Morning" towel....cuz I forgot to bring towel for my sentosa training....


Think it's 3 for $2.50 or something like that


This towel is most commonly seen in hair salon...


They put it around your shoulders when cutting your hair...



they use it to cover your wet hair after washing....


This towel has been there for as long as I can remember...and this was wat my pastor said abt this "Good Morning" towel....
"Fashion come and go.... but Good Morning towel will always be there..."

Sunday, July 16, 2006

NUS Invitational

Yesterday was the NUS invitational Lifesaving Championship!!

Wah, never see so many teams before neh....

anyway, this year I'm representing SSTA (Singapore Swimming Teacher Association), STA for short....


That's my Team!!


And introducing my new "darlings"....


The Republic Polytechnic Lifesaving Team!!!

Very proud of them.... didnt had much time to prepare for this race but I think they did a GREAT job....

Oh....and I got me a pair of FIN!!!!


My TUSA FLIPPERS!!!

This is my first pair of flippers lor.... it's split fin....suppose to be more gentle on the ankle I think....heehee.... LIKE IT!!!

Orh, for those people who dunno hor.... there are fin-ing events in lifesaving competitions lor.... I not into scuba dive or snorkelling la.... although I did enjoyed the last snorkelling experience at tioman!

This year NUS invitational I did

1) 200m Obstacle swim
2) 4x100m Obstacle Relay
3) 4x25m Manikin Carry
4) 12m Line Throw VICTIM!!! (Got 1st le)
5) 4x100m Medley Relay
6) 200m Super Lifesaver

very siong le the super lifesaver, was comtemplating not taking part cuz I dunno why I have problem towing manikin now. I was pretty comfortable a while back... guess I too tired lately...needa train more!!!


Love-Hate Relationship!!!


This is the manikin tat we tow in competition....looks light hor.... but it's not lor when it's fully filled with water....it's abt 45kg!!!! goodness!!! imagine me 47kg towing a 45kg with only half a torso?!!!

Anyway, I saw my two penang-trip roomies last year!!!


Nicole and Violet!!


Nicole is now the NTU lifeguard Vice President liao...then Violet arh... she beauty queen arh.... one of the contestant in Miss Singapore World... see she so fair now...I is jealous!!!

Oh, I got something from Shreen and Peishan!!


An early bday present!!! ^___^



So Sweet of them to get me presents... *touched*


After competition, all of them went to rice table for dinner....
but I went to NYDC for dinner with sweetie...


our standard order in NYDC!!


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Couple shot of the day lor....heehee


Okie, tmr working again le, better go sleep!!!

must train harder for nationals and penang DHL!!!