Ok, cleared more mails.... so more interesting silly stuff....
A very 'touching' story...
A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days.
When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side.
He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even have to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."
She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..."
He added, " ...then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake.
But you are still there for me." His wife was in tears.
The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time.
But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now.
You are still beside me..."
His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him, "And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here with me. There's something I'll really like to say to you..."
She flung herself on the bed and hug her husband, sobbing with deep emotion.
Finally her husband said, "I think you bring me bad luck."
So lame.... this make me laugh la....wat? cannot issit....
These are so bo liao...but very cute also...haha
Haha.... okie... enough of these....
Anyway, today while I was trying to clean my room (which is till still very messy)... I found something interesting....
It's a letter from my sch (acjc) saying tat I did very badly for my exams and if I dun buck up, I may fail my A levels... haha... okie... most of the people I know in sch gets this letter... I find it so funny loh...
okie... as you can see, I didnt even bother to let my parents see and sign it... I mean what's the use? I'm wat... 18? and you think my parents will cane me and make me study?? bleah....
dun get me wrong k? I'm not a bad student...maybe juz abit more lazy then normal students... I go for my lectures and tutorials during JC(to sleep) and I'm NEVER late for school during JC (cuz my dad drove me and my bro to sch every morning!) My dad also drove me to sch every morning in sec 3 and sec 4... I'm so spoiled!! No wonder I find it so hard to go sch when I first enter uni, my dad dun drive me to sch anymore le....*sobz*
I dun think I'm a very bad student, maybe a good one with alittle bit of attitude?? haha....
Secondary sch before O Level: I have no idea why my secondary principal made all of us take mock test during the supposedly self revision period EVERYDAY including.... SATURDAYS!!!!! HellO!! some people only work FIVE DAYS you know... I'm a student wor....
anyway, there's this particular sat, I woke up and suddenly have the urge to go for a swim to de-stress but I remember I have a mock test in sch... so I went back to sleep and wait for my teacher to call me....haha, true enough, my form teacher, Mrs Lim called me and tell me there's a mock test... then I told her I'll rush down....but I took my own sweet time to change and slowly travel to sch, only run just before I reach the hall... *evil laughter*
then one of the HOD (Mrs Loh)signalled me to go over to her... she told me she was very disappointed with me and this and that... I think I looked repentant, cuz even my best friend mable thought so... but when I turned back grining, all my classmates looking at me started smiling (NO ONE was doing the mock paper cuz it wont be marked... and the papers are ridiculously difficult... prelim papers from RGS, RV etc... hello, I'm taking O LEVELS, not genius IQ test can? and there's a reason why I'm in bukit batok secondary... because I CANT do those papers! =P)
Oh, and I dun do my maths homework usually, always copy it during my maths period then hand in at the end of the lesson, was never caught cuz I'm a skilled copier, I borrowed a few copies and I purposely make some mistakes too..wahaha... this is wat I call a GENIUS!
Then in JC: I skipped my year one mid year Chinese Exam paper, woke up late and decided tat even if I rush down also left only half an hour, cant do much so I went back to sleep...haha.. my teacher also never call... my JC GP teacher is one of the teacher I like better in AC though...
wanted to explained to my teacher when I see him in sch but I think he was busy marking papers so didnt get a chance to tell him until lesson starts...and tat is when he say he want to scold me...he didnt la... nice teacher rite?? heehee... he say I did very well for all my test and it's a waste tat I miss my exam... and I told him cannot think like tat... heng I did well for my test, so I wont fail until too chiam...haha... he was speechless. But he's nice, he juz downgraded my CA grades by two grades so I still get a B for my chinese!! Haha, dun need to take exam I still got B wor....so happy...haha
ok la, these are the most extreme "stunts" I did as a student in sec sch and JC ba... see, not tat bad rite??
of course you cannot compare me with my sweetie...
he's the guai kia, hardworking, responsible student and a very sweet bf (he's not nerdy-looking hor...you'll be slain by his mysterious charm and his oh-so-hot bod loh.. and I bet he's going to ask me to remove this part...hehz), so weird tat he will like someone like me hor...
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