Friday, May 30, 2008

Something Red

This is the colourful Timex series I was talking abt yesterday!


Today's a reallli reallli long day at work.... am I glad it's over
So as promised, I went to look for the watch after work today. Being half drenched from walking to the MRT did not stop me from getting my Red Watch (I'm on a mission!!!) >=|

My Pretty Watch~


And look who "hijack" my new watch...

Tskk...

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

消费!消费!我要消费!

It's irritating when someone intercept what you had done halfway without checking with you first.

After listening to the Last Lecture yesterday, I was very inspired to work hard in office today. Or rather, I have quite some stuff I plan to finish by the end of the day. Was kinda stressed yesterday because I was worried I couldnt finish it on time but I'm glad I managed.

So this particular colleague wanted me to help him do something which, in my opinion, is not that urgent. He called me TWICE on the HP to ask me to do it. Fine if you want to check with me, first you can drop an email to check if I got your email on that matter before calling me so many times. When I told him I can only promise him tomorrow, he was like "eh do you have other higher priority things to be done"...
This person 不知道"死"字是怎样写的 >=|
I think I yelled a little when I told him what I am working on... and he started saying he understand how busy we all are this this that that.
I dislike people to nag at me but I really can't stand a naggy guy... -_-"

So I actually managed to finish what he wanted at around 2pm and sent it over. Later he asked me to add in some stuff which requires some intervention from another dept. I emailed him back saying that unless it is an absolute necessity, I advise against it. Instead of replying my email... my good old colleague decided to take the matter into his own hands and email that dept. He kept going on and on about how impt this is blah blah blah...

You pissed me off once, you better back off...
You pissed me off twice, you are better off dead!!

okie, enough of the royal ass-es from work...

I found something I want to buy!!!!
Deprived of a watch for almost a year liao... finally something caught my eye.
It's the Timex Ironman Triathlon 30 Lap Series in RED!!

This is the exact same model as my very first Times watch and it's my all-time fav model!! Now it's in RED!!! Double Coolness!! haha
Too bad I cant find any pictures online to post here... but I will go buy it tmr after work!!

Gotta start running more often niao after I get the watch...hmmm, I detect skepticism
我们走着瞧吧!!


*tick tick tick*

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

The Last Lecture

Gloomy, my day is...

Do you ever have the experience to feel just utterly down but you just can't pinpoint what's the cause behind it?

Maybe I miss my bf cuz he away for reservist?
Maybe my turtle is sick and faked its death to me yesterday?
Maybe because this is going to be a long week at work?

Well this list can go on and on... but wat's the point right

So, I got a ride from my colleague to Lot1 after work and decided to walk around. Went to buy my fav Yumi Peach Yoghurt (Which reminds me... have you seen their ad at Novena Square? it says 99% fat free.... if it's not 100%, it's not fat free) I also grab an issue of 8 days before heading back home. While walking back to my place from the station, an article caught my eye (yes, I'm walking and reading at the same time =P)

A professor who was diagnosed with cancer gave his last lecture which was turned into a bestselling book. So I decided to look for his lecture on youtube when I got home. The lecture was slightly more than an hour and I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it. Suddenly I felt so silly to have deprived myself of a day's happiness.

I like what the professor had shared in his Last Lecture and I really think it's worth the time listening to it. He shared about his childhood dreams, how he achieve them, the people he had met and things he learnt.

After watching the video, I can't help but somehow felt that there's really more to what you can do with your life. As repeated several times in his lecture, he shared that brick walls are there for a reason: they let us prove how badly we want things. I have to admit that perseverance is certainly not one of my fortes but I'm inspired by what he shared "Don't bail: the best gold is at the bottom of barrels of crap".

Here's the video by the way...




RJ question:
If you were to give a "Last Lecture", what would you share?

note to self - Get the book

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Boring Side of Me

Every once in a while, I would tell myself that I need a more healthy diet. But to be honest, my daily diet is not all that sinful actually.

Yes, I do have a sweet tooth but I dun gorge on chocolates, cakes, sweets, I juz have a preference for sweet stuff. In fact, peeling off chicken skin is a routine because oily stuff makes me tear. I would probably puke if I down one plate of Char Kway Tiao at one sitting.

I eat rather frequently but usually small meals at a time and according to some studies, such eating habits actually enhances the metabolic rate. Last week while I was out with my cousin, we had a rather heavy dinner at Swensen. She later asked if I will still eat when I get home to which I replied "of course la". Then she say I always eat and eat and eat and eat. I beg to differ... I told her I eat (pause) and eat (pause) and eat... hahaha, must emphasize on the pause between my gobbling sessions.

Although I love to eat, I don't always have good appetite and that is when I'll go for the magical soup+rice combi. Bf always refer this to 病人吃的 but I dun care *bleah*

Also, fruits are definitely not supper-material for me.

When it comes to food, I'm not a very adventurous person. I tend to order the same few type of food whenever I eat at hawker and my bf will always say 你不sian meh? (in fact I only had my first nasi lemak when I was in university!! haa)
During primary school, I had fishball noodles for recess for almost an entire year and the stall auntie always knew what I want even before I order!! *proud proud*

My Hawker Center/Food Court Standard orders
1. Drumstick rice
2. Lemon Chicken Rice
3. Fishball noodles (or dong fen)
4. Wanton noodles
5. Hor Fun
6. Hokkien Mee
7. Chicken Chop
8. Spaghetti Bolognese
9. Nasi Lemak
10. Teriyaki Chicken

I love Sakae Sushi and I have standard orders too! I love Ika Sushi although, according to my bf, it's tastless -_-" (I think his taste bud not as gd as mine =P)

There are standard orders even for drinks. It's either Milo (usually breakfast time), chrysanthemum tea or Pepsi. Less frequently, Root Beer, Lemon Barley, Sprite and coke(if pepsi is not available). Jialat la, I'm like the DE most boring person when it comes to food... am I wasting my life on earth?

Now I am depressed....*fake tears*

Anyway, just before I shutup and go to sleep...

I was telling my bf that this skirt I ordered online is quite short and he say sexy sexy la. Tsk tsk, if got wind blow how? That is NOT a sexy sight lor (not because I dun have nice buns, I even have nice legs to go with my nice buns can?!! *haolian*)
Just because I have it, doesn't mean I have to flaunt it right... why 便宜 the perverts le? That's when suddenly I had an idea....

Can you imagine wearing this when you want to get naughty with your bf?

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Blisterful Day



The blisters on my feet are killing me!!! kena 欺负 by blisters... *sob*

Only slippers and trackshoes are non-blister inducing *sigh*

Thursday, May 22, 2008

A little on 把妹






Today is a very buay song day for me.... some LKK pissed me off at work >=|

Never mind... I big human got big volume... PFFFF
*flick flick away all the buay song-ness*

Ahem....okie..

So I was reading my 我是女王 in the train on my journey back home (yea I've been reading this for ages and I'm proud to say I'm juz halfway through... gd things cannot devour one... but slowly chew you know?) and the chapter was on 把妹绝招大公开!! It was definitely not a surprise that having a smooth tongue and owning a car are some necessities to be a 把妹 connoisseur. But what really caught my eye was the maxim unveiled by the "把妹之神"....

丑妹才是王道!

I think the 把妹最高境界 is when someone can reach the

有妹就把

美的丑的瘦的胖的
高的矮的黑的白的
老的小的香的臭的
新的旧的各种款式各种货色都不放过


How? My "气球" remix good? hahaha

Talk abt having a smooth tongue hur.. I was just sharing some lame pickup lines that my friend shared with me back in university.

"coolest" pickup line according to Pearl:
Guy: Excuse me, do you know how much does a polar bear weigh?
Ger: I don't know
Guy: Enough to break the ice

Well I have a perfect Drop off line for this lor....
Guy: Excuse me, do you know how much does a polar bear weigh?
Me: *Diao the guy up and down first* Do I LOOK like a POLAR BEAR to you??!!!

Bahahaha....

I do have a lame pickup line specially formulated to be used at the copy machine...
Guy: Reproducing?? Can I help?

-_-"

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Half a 精典

I am so very tempted to whine about what shit I got at work today...

可是百忍成金!
我忍,我忍,我忍..!!!
On my way to be 超级金刚人liao!

But actually I kinda took it out on this unfriendly grey cat. While waiting for my bf for dinner, I chased the cat around for a while...hahaha

Revenge is sweet...Hahaha

This is for leaving a scar on my hand >=|
(I'm a mega cat-lover btw...Reealllii!!!)

Ask Eeyore la... he can vouch for me on that...
*eee yore*


sigh, I want to blog but hor my mind like now gor song gor song one (means blank blank la...) No inspiration le... I was just reading through my old blogs and I realise I have like so much things trivial things to rant abt...


Maybe I should juz do a small 精典 recollection of my past blogs entries...


My very first blog entry was written in 25th July 2004
Basically I writing about what I did on my 21st bday (ahh my age is exposed!!) I was still with the ancient-history ex in university la (eeyyeerrr..hahaha =P). A rather boring entry actually ...Zzzzz


The "poetic" side of me...

I hate having to wake up early in the morning.
I hate sleeping early at night.
I hate not getting enough sleep.
I hate sleeping too much.
I hate not being able to wake up early enough to catch my bus.
I hate to take cab when I'm broke.

Wrote this when I was doing my industrial attachment at Tuas and I have to wake Reeeelly early. At that time, my biological clock was seriously screwed up so I had difficulty adjusting to the routine. This non-poem was inspired when I was late for work twice in a week.

"Wednesday, I woke up one hour earlier than I should. Not realising that I went on changing, eat breakfast and only realise tat I was an hour early juz when I was abt to leave the house. So I went back to sleep and end up waking up late.

Friday, I purposely skip my thursday training juz to get sleep at home but I guess I had a really good sleep and end up being too engrossed with the dream I had. Morning was a total mess. I was totally disorientated when my alarm goes off, I dun remember switching it off, I dun remember setting the alarm again, I dun remember going back to sleep.... All I remember was I woke up late --- AGAIN!"



Proof that I'm a deluded moron...

"It's 2:05am!
So it's time for the genius to go to bed now!
Goodnight world..."



I do have my Wise-O-Wise moments....

"So listen to this misunderstood genius...

Dun act smart when you are not
Act dumb if you're smart

Dun ask too many questions, it only make you look stupid
Ask only smart questions and Dun give stupid answers

Dun be too open-minded, your brain might juz fall out

Dun "just do it", it's only for people who cant think

Dun juz be yourself, Be FLEXIBLE!"



Whining about X-physique that I was conned to take part in....

"I dun know why I agree to jump down off the bridge into kallang river.
I hate heights, I hate it even more when I have to jump.... I'm no jack nor rose.
But for the sake of my other 3 team mates, I jumped.
A noble sacrifice to me !_!"




Okie okie, I dun think I can finish my 精典 recollection today, I need to make an attempt to sleep earlier today... weird hur, still struggling about the same problem of trying to sleep early -_-"

Yea, some random pictures I took last week...

Ah Siao buried under my book
Super Cool poster right...hahaha

Monday, May 19, 2008

My New MSN Picture

I found this pair of "couple" msn display picture recently. Requested my bf to put it up with me...



Totally adorable


Been watching CSI for the past 2 days in front of my computer... and I think my brain has reached its saturation point liao -_-"

Sianz...

Back when I was having my holiday in Taiwan, a TV ad caught my eye. Went straight to YouTube to look for it after I got back to Singapore.

Here it is...

Friday, May 16, 2008

Where is your thinking place?

Someone said that some of man's clearest thoughts come to him when he is sitting on the toilet bowl. Well, I don't think there's any concrete evidence for that but there's a possibility that this idea stems from the famous Thinker sculpture.


*wink wink* Need I say more? hehehehe


Right, I dun say, I juz draw la...


However, the toilet bowl is not where I have my clearest thoughts (in fact I cant recall any at all...Oops too much information). Today, I discovered one of my thinking place.

It's when I'm sitting on my bf's bike while he is riding.

I guess the main reason why I think best there is because there's pretty much nothing I can do (not even falling asleep for obvious reason). During this time, some of the problems/situations/question I have may come into mind and I may start to think about it.

Even so, these thoughts may not always be in the route of formulating a solution to the problems. And perhaps, to a certain extent, this can be rightfully labelled as 胡思乱想. Such thoughts came really without a purpose to yield a definitive outcome but when it does, I would say that these are my most original and creative ideas.

Take for example when my bf was sending me home just now after our pak tor session, I had some new ideas on what approach I can use to craft this particular module I'm working. This module is a royal pain in the ass because of so many reasons which, of course, includes my nonexistent experience in crafting a problem. I've spent a considerable amount of time sitting at my work desk, surfing for related resources, reading textbooks to help me pinpoint a possible entry approach but to no avail.

Another conducive thinking place for me will be in the bathroom when I'm showering. But there's downside though... I will have difficulty remembering if I had shampooed and I can end up shampooing a few times lor (means shampoo 2nd time then forget and then again la)... -_-"

Alright, enough of these these these liao...

Today is my pak tor day so bf and I went to catch a movie at Vivo after work




I thought it's one of the "slow" movies that'll bore you to concussion halfway through it. But it proved to be an exceptional one because towards the end of the movie, there is some realization of the significance behind the seemingly ambiguous portions of the movie.

Well, I shan't bore you (and myself) with the plot here but there's a scene in the movie that I enjoyed particularly...

The 死神(Death God) asked his companion (the black dog)how are the subjects chosen...

"...by drawing lots"

-_-" <---- 死神

"Laugh. This is a joke."

Hahaha, very funny indeed. There's a song in this movie which I thought is not bad. The video's below and I managed to find the translation for the lyrics.

Enjoy!!




Translation Sunny Day

What spilled out
Wasn’t a tear but a praying voice
What I looked up at
Was the sun above the clouds

I was living like I was asleep
I was always alone
Until the day I met you
I was always, always here

Even if there’s a love song
I could sing by myself
This warmth from the touch of your arms
Can’t be found alone

If I had put on a mask
Then I felt I might have forgotten
I shut away my memories
And locked them in a box

Even in that dark place
I was able to find you
Even if I can’t return
I’ll keep going farther, farther

Even if there’s a love song
That recalls loneliness
I can’t reach it alone
So I’ll walk out once more
Toward the door to tomorrow
With you…

I’ll transform sadness
Into kindness
And someday
Once I’ve set my true self free
The pain will disappear
I know it

I don’t need a love song
I can sing by myself anymore
I can’t find it alone
But with you I know
We can find a place where the sun shines
A tomorrow I’ve never seen

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Oh no!! It's 11.08am now!

Feeling lethargic at work today... -_-"

I should not have taken that nap when i reach home yesterday.
Not all naps are good you know...

Today, I shall sleep before 11.05 which means I have 5 mins to finish this post here *hehe*
Actually I cant think of anything I want to write about particularly. Does this have anything to with my humdrum life or is it I just stop using my brain to think... right and these already took me 3mins to write -_-"

Nvm...

Well, by the way I'm one of the face for RP now...

Check out my larger-than-lifesize poster


Went for a photoshoot sometime back for the Open House Posters...
Somehow, I was talked into wearing my swimming costume to take this photo. Am I glad that they cut my lower body off, if not I think my innocent angel image will be tarnish (hahah I know no link la... It's my bedtime liao)

This photo really don't do me justice le I think...*roar*

Anyway, this poster is still around the campus and guess you know what? I've seen garbage trolley placed in front of tat poster with a BIG broom on my face!!! hahaha

If only I took the photo down...

Shit... it's 11.07 liao, gotta sign off!! Ciaoz

Dogbert, probably the smartest Dog around

I love Dogbert!! I've been looking for a Dogbert plush toy but there's not a decent one available anywhere *sulk*

He is probably the main reason why I enjoy Dilbert Comic so much...

"Build A Better Life By Stealing Office Supplies" is a must read!! I am so going to get one copy for myself >=|



Some Dogbert moments here...

Your biggest asset is rampant ignorance.
You would never start a project if you knew how much it would really cost.
Employees stay here because they don't know there are better jobs across the street.
Customers buy your products because they don't know about all the bugs.
I recommend wearing trash cans on your heads to avoid accidental exposure to knowledge.

~ Dogbert, the trash-can-selling consultant ~


Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Some thoughts

Quite a busy day for me today...

Recently I've decided to grade my class on the day itself between breaks, during lunch time and right after the lesson. Although it takes some discipline to do so, I realise it's actually easier and faster because the memory of what each student did was still very fresh in my mind. So far, I've managed to finish my comments by the end of the day before I knock off. It used to be a dread writing comments for all the students and I would take more than half a day to grade one class. But now, because of the change, I actually have more time at hand to do other work.

My productivity at work seems to be improving!! ^^

A while back I was rather upset about the lack of prospect of my job, the pay, the sucky job title (it still sucks btw) and was contemplating if I should "jump boat" before I sink and drown *buruu buruu buruu*... a light beam from heaven struck my head somewhere somehow...

*Dee VOICE from heaven*

For what is a man profitted if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul? ~ Matthew 16:26 ~

Alot of my friends, although they earn more than me, their job is more inflexible and takes up alot of their time. Sometimes it's very easy for me to fall into envy of their more "glam" jobs and feel bitter towards my own. When such bitterness takes root in my subconscious mind, I find that I'm irritable with the people and tasks that is related to my work. I drag my feet to work and when your attitude towards something is not right, what you produce will not be good as well. And this means no satisfaction from the job too!!

This is a 凶悍的圈圈(my translation for vicious cycle, dictionary translation is 恶性循环) eh before you criticize about my lousy translation, please take two fat bananas and shove it up your gap and DONT criticize...hehe

Okie, back to the topic... What I've come to realise is that earning more and having a more "glam" job is not what life is all about (speaking for myself here). I should not base my worth on how much my pay is; simply because it is not a good indication of one's worthiness anyway. What is important is how much I am "enjoying" my life now. At present. When I say "enjoy", it does not mean having fun only, it also includes the satisfaction derived from what I do as well. As long as I'm happy, it is really not that a big deal how many zeros I get in my paycheck because I am already happy now. Having realised that, it seems that I became more productive and actually enjoy my work more.

Back when I was a student, I always hear pastor preaching about enjoying work and don't fall into the "trap" of working solely for the money. I thought to myself, what's the big deal about it, just do what you need to do la, compare so much and so unhappy for what. Haha... but I was totally oblivious to it when I've crossed over to the DARK SIDE.

heeheehee, 哇si Darth Vader hor, dun pray pray arh....

I guess, in the end, what really is important is...

Sunday, May 11, 2008

My new cushion...

Spent almost the whole day in my room surfing the net... then bf asked if I want to go makan dinner so I thought I should go out and get some "fresh" air.
Went to Lot1 and bf bought me a cushion!!

Check out my blue Fat Cat cushion!! No no, it's a grinning blue fat cat...

Back in my room... As always, Eeyore the Kaypo
immediately went to sniff out the new addition


Hmmm, Eeyore seems to find something
interesting halfway through his inspection


He is definitely up to something


Oooo... a yellow ribbon for Cat Cat!! Awww


Now I know why...haha

依orh来也!



大家好!!!我是依orh!!!我很兴奋可以在这里放屁!!! oh 不是... 我是说可以在这里展现我的才华

在接下来的日子里, 请大家多多支持, 让我可以成为新一代的网络明星!!! muahahahahaha *thump thump thump*

Saturday, May 10, 2008

偶的处女作!!



“早起的鸟儿有虫吃,早起的虫儿被鸟吃。。。”
当偶看到这句话时,偶就觉得做虫比做鸟好命叻
虽然虫虫会给鸟儿吃,但是只要虫虫睡到迟迟就能逃过一劫了啊

偶呀, 就像是一条大懒惰虫了
每天睡到迟迟都不要起来
起来了也不怕被鸟儿吃

你说偶好命不好命。。。

Co-Author | Eeyore |

Co-Author | Cleber Bear |


Co-Author | Ah Siao |


Thursday, May 08, 2008

My NBL!!!

NBL stands for New Blog Look!!

Well, gave a new lookie to my blog.... *proud*
I'm not done with it yet but I'm already liking it more...*squeak squeak*

I just need to get a new camera then I will be back to blogging my days through again... (anyone want to sponsor me one??)

Anyway, I was juz surfing and I found some really cute pictures... I'll be nice and share one (hehe)




I like what this picture says...
Yeah, always make the best out of watever situation you're in ^^

Right, time for bed again... promise I will be back with more soon *Muuuack!*

Monday, May 05, 2008

Sick...

I'm on MC today.... *sneeze*

wat a way to start my week sia, was sick over the weekend (even though I wasn't out of my house). Somehow the mysterious flu bug juz found his way into my room la... *curse and swear*
I hate being sick... feeling weak and not having much appetite (All I got to eat is pig food!!)

Anyway, I plan to revamp this blog over here, kena dark hor the layout. Thinking of making it into something brighter and more cheerful and perhaps more girly?? hehe
Okie, I know, people who know me usually wont associate me with the word girly... but I think I'm actually quite girly inside....(there's a girly ger in me *shy shy*)
I actually went online to search for cute website resources to design my blog but there's wasnt much until I realise I should search the taiwan websites instead. Gosh!!! their stuff are so cute!!!! *faint dramatically* (wat do I mean by fainting dramatically? it means I will spin one round then fall onto the ground so gracefully that I will put all the ballerinas to shame!! wahahaha)

okie, I shall go and collect all the nice resources and start working on it soon!! 期待,期待!!

Ahhh, my medicine's effect is kicking in liao.... brain is shutting down now...
I will blog on my taiwan trip very soon... it's Da Best Holiday ever!!