Saturday, September 30, 2006

Dedicated to Wormie...

Finally!!! A break from a hellish week I had....

anyway, I made a new friend who refer himself as wormz....
kinda weird that someone identify himself as worm hor... =P

oh well... the wonders of this world...

so I was chatting with wormie... and got really bored so I started surfing google for pictures of wormie cuz I think he could do with a better worm pic? haha

So I found this...



Thought it was a pretty cool pickup line for my wormie friend... so i sent him the link and he liked it la...and use it as his msn pic...

The next thing I know...

I realise it's actually a VIBRATOR!!!


It is known as the I Rub My Wormie®

Features :

1. Powerful!!!

To make sure the power is there when you need it, your Wormie uses (2) C-cell batteries for maximum performance (Gross)

2. Soft2Touch™ skin material

3. (Too sick to be published here)

Ahh, for those perverts out there, if you want to read go here la....

I had a good laugh la...

wormie = vibrator


I can never look at my friend the same way anymore...hahaha

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

无聊

不知为什么最近总是觉得很无聊。。。

是生活过得不够充实吗?
还是对自己周围的一切感到腻烦,需要一些新鲜感?




献给所有感到无聊的朋友。。。
小小游戏来给你解闷

Monday, September 11, 2006

Why does woman love 6-pac?

Have you ever wonder why women love their man to have a 6 pac? (maybe 8??)


Dear Dear's friend say this pic showed his two greatest assets...
his Abs and his Girlfriend...


Just got a mischievous thought about that question...


So that the ger can count his abs at night when she cant sleep?

Sunday, September 10, 2006

NUS splashdown 2006

Went for the annual NUS splashdown yesterday!

Hmmm...think about 300+ people took part... imagine so many people in one pool!!!!
Anyway, I went with the RP Lifesaving students, and we all swam in the same lane...

I dunno how mnay laps I swam but I think about 110 like that ba... but the poeple counting the lanes miscounted for alot of ppl in my lane... my dear swam abt 140+ but end up with only 106 laps, I think they only gave me abt 79 laps....sigh, quite a disappointment, I mean we swam so hard we want to know the exact laps ma....

oh well....

Anyway, that wasnt the main point of this blog...
Something incredibly GROSS happened during the swim....

The swim is actually an obstacle swim, meaning we need to clear two obstacle every 50m of the swim.

This is how you clear an obstacle during the swim lor


QUite some of the swimmers in my lane cant clear the obstacle "nicely"? This obstacle swim is actually one of the event in the lifesaving still water competition so people who didnt train with such obstacle might have some problem clearing it.

So what happened was, there's this guy who was before me about to clear the obstacle. He took quite a while to start clearing it.... after I see him clear it under water, I start to surface dive in to clear the obstacle as well....

and IT happened when I start to break surface....


Gross...


That guy in front of me took a super loonnnggg time to break surface and so when I was at the bottom of the pool, feet planted on the ground and hands stretched in front of me and then push off the ground.....

my fingers Poked right into that guy's privates... at the time when he spread his legs wide doing his breastroke kick.....

EEeeewwwwwwwww.........

OKie, it was partly my fault for not checking if the place I'm going to break surface was clear....

Later I had to check everytime I had to break surface.... sometimes I had to wait for quite a while before there's space for me to come up....

Other than checking before I break surface, I've also learnt something else... to swim over people... haha
I'm always very polite and nice when I swim one... ppl in front, even during a race, I will give way one lor... but yesterday, I juz cannot wait cuz they are taking too long a time!!

Swimming over people is quite fun actually...haha, it is always me that is always kena swam over one lor....
I think my lane are mostly the weaker swimmers so tat's the reason why I can learn this bad habit to swim over them. Just squeeze my way through, force ppl to other side and fight for space for me to swim...haha....I think this will come in handy next tiem I go for biathlon competitions....no more nice nice Jenny, let you cut all you want...

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Anyone want to order Birkenstock Papillio 2007 Collection?

Had wanted to buy my first pair of birkenstock this year but ALL the GERS are wearing the same model that I want so I decided to wait till the new collection to buy mine.

Don't want to wear what others had been wearing for so long... >=(

The Birkenstock Papillio Sprint/Summer Collection is out and can order liao!!! Excited!!! BUt hor order now can only get in Dec la.... I still want...

Anyway want to order with me or not? Cuz I need another 1 or 2 pairs more to get free shipping. Think one pair of Madrid should be around $70 bucks but I dunno got any extra charges, tax or wat but dun think will hit over $75.

I'm going to order latest 21st Sept lor, once I get enough friends to order with me I will order liao... heehee.... then will wait till christmas to get my birkenstock!!! Xmas present for myself!!

Below are most of the Madrid collections they have...


Sun Flower Mint


Silk Flower Pink


Rain of Flowers Orange (Considering this pair myself)


Folklore Rose


Folklore Blue


Art Flower Green (I want this, so dun copycat arh..)


Kimono Black (Definitely getting this, so cannot copy copy!! haha)



I like the Kimono red but they don't have it for Madrid le...dunno should get or not... nice hor... anyway, if you want to get models other than madrid also have (Florida, Gizeh, Munich, Oder, Rimini, Syndey etc)

I am still deciding to get 2 or 3 pairs.. I very greedy le... not very rich still anyhow spend like tat...tsk tsk tsk...

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The Crocodile Hunter

I realise something weird in my msn list...


Suddenly there's alot of turtles on the msn list


Only today I found out that people are putting this in their msn nick as a memorial to the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin. I dunno who started it but I dun understand why the turtle...hmph...

I was pretty sad when I read the news that he was killed by a stingray. As an animal lover, I really enjoyed his shows. I admire his passion for the wildlife and his dedication in educating people abt these animals.


Little tiger cub is so cute...

Talk abt the cat family... I was on my way home yesterday then I saw this grey cat, so I went to sayang him...he was enjoying himself then after he enjoy enough he started jumping up and showing me his claws... stupid cat... got two scratches on my hand now...

Anyway, about Steve Irwin, he is loved by many.....


Even little puppies love him and want to be like him....