My very "CUTE" students....

This is a slide prepared by one group of my students....

Apparently, they think that ejaculation is the same as ejection lor

tsk tsk tsk tsk....

At least I'm not the english teacher, so dun need to be so hard on myself...
*pats myself on the back*

Most turning off Pickup Line...

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

December for Marathon...

Had a bad morning today... shall not talk abt it...

Then cowan ask me to help me find this song by Teriyaki Boyz, Tokyo Drift...



It's a song in the movie, Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift...


I refuse to watch it thinking tat it is some brainless mafia show lor...hehe
Then my dear enlightened me and say it is a car racing kinda movie... Ooooh... I like!

I think the car racing scenes are much better compared to Initial D, the movie by Jay Chou. But Initial D funnier la...

The famous...

神也是人！只不过神做了一般人做不到的事情，所以他就成了神！

Haha... anyway, it's 6 more days to...

Woohoo Woohoo

Like I'm so excited abt it....
This is my 3rd marathon and I'm ashame to say I'm not prepared for it AGAIN!!!

Check out my marathon runner's pack

I'm 7663!!! If you buy 4D and strike, you know what to do hor...
Got a sling bag, a BIG white pouch and the same Blue running vest!! Ewww, I think it's damn ugly lor, didnt even wear last year's vest at all..


more goodies, 500g of filiz pasta, 3g of Deep Heat Rub and 2 Berocca Performance tablets...

Oooh... not forgetting this blank tag from adidas...


we can write something on this tag and wear it at the back of our tee to encourage ppl doing the marathon... COOL!!!

I still havent decide what to put...
Went to search for some nice quotes and came back with these still okie ones...





Then I remember this caption...


Evil...

I came up with a few of my own...




with this


Being my Favourite...

Havent decide yet le... any suggestions???

My Natal Chart Report.....

Hoho... please do not read on if you are expecting some form of entertainment because....

IT WILL BORE YOU TO TEARS!!!

okie, tears aside...

Thought of finding something interesting to read about me, so I went to look for some "personality" description for my birthdate (year included).
I found this website, Cafe Astrology, which provides you your personal natal chart information (whatever that means) and it shows all the position of the different signs when you are born lor...

Apparently, the most common horoscope we know is known as the Sun sign and probably make up a large part of your personality.
Anyway I went and key in my birthdate and see what are the position of my other signs and see what it means lor...

Here it goes... (super summarized version)

Sun in Cancer

- strong survival instinct, protective of those they care about and themselves
- often quite reticent about sharing their inner selves
- often caught up in reminisce
- reputation for moodiness (more evident when the Moon is in Cancer)
- needs roots, resist change to an extent
- can be quite intrigued by objects with history attached to them
- don't always appreciate it when you are blunt with them
- reaction to hurt is by withdrawing or retreating
- some have developed an ability to manipulate others to get what they want
- avoid direct confrontations
- quite yielding and soft when in the right mood
- touchy and indirect but also very dependable, caring souls.

Trine Sun - Jupiter

- endowed with generosity and friendliness
- attract good things with a positive frame of mind & a charitable disposition
- usually well-received, helpful and well-informed
- may enjoy travel and have special affection for foreign places and people
- generally not very competitive and not combative
- usually good-hearted, possessing strong morals & much faith in life & people
- don't have alot of patience with those who break the rules
- make good on your promises, and the sincerity you exude can be trusted
- looking on the bright side is your forte
- quick to chuckle and can't resist any appeal to your sensoe of humor

Square Sun - Saturn

- want to be considered an accomplished and important person
- take failures and minor setbacks to heart
- self-awareness to the point of real self-consciousness is a possibility
- when you express egotism of any form, some part of you feels guilty
- have a sarcastic sense of humor, a keen intelligence

Trine Sun - Uranus

- natural for you to question tradition
- individualist
- rebel against that which is established
- possess a huge distaste for routine
- work best when you have some say as to when and how you get things done
- possess much self-integrity
- most offended when others attempt to label or stereotype you
- easily embrace new ways of doing things
- stick up for the underdog
- express yourself in unique and inspiring ways
- dont have to try to stand out as unique - original, creative without trying
- far from pretentious
- value honesty and truth
- avoid putting on airs
- believe equality of people and easily relate to people from all walks of life
- possess an unmistakable enthusiasm abt life
- invite unusual or adventurous experiences into your life
- appreciated by others because you are open-minded, fair, not judgmental
- nothing really seems to faze you
- take things in stride, rarely shocked of taken aback by human behaviour

WAH LAO... why the freakin site got so much crap to say one.... tired of reading it liao

SHIT SHIT SHIT, enough le la...

. <--- with this dot, I shall stop!

Boring Day

Did nothing much today...

Went to Tuas with Sweetie to buy ropes for my Lifesaving IG and then go back to school to cut them and seal the ends. Took me half the day to get this done lor... it was raining so heavily in the afternoon, perfect for a lazy day at home in bed...

oh well, at least I have my sweetie with me although he is busy preparing for his exams... argh, gotta wait for another month before I can have him all to myself!!!

The only good thing about working is... NO EXAMS!!!!

I've always been the last minute kinda person when it comes to exam...
The number of pimples on my face is directly proporational to the amount of stress I'm under...which means... Pimple Plantation during exam period lor...*sadded*

I still cant decide if I like working life more or being a student more...
Whatever la... as if I can become a student again... eh a YOUNG student I mean...


Anyway, I've found some pics taken from the very first camera phone I had ever laid my hands on...

Furball and Me!


Inter-Hall Relay!!! I'm the first runner... I HATE Being the first runner


My Sadako Stunt


Me and my dad!! This is my cutest baby photo according to ME!

Wah... I found alot of ancient pics le...
but it's WAY past my bedtime liao...better sleep

Sigh... just a while back... there's no such thing as bedtime... age is catching up... Better keep RUNNING!

Ministry of Sound

Today is my virgin trip to MOS

okie... you must be thinking "you sua ku arh, now then go MOS"
yeah, I'm a super suaku who doesnt club at all... in fact this is my first official clubbing trip. Went to Mambo once a few years back but was out within an hour cuz my friends said that the DJ sucked that day so we went out.

After today's clubbing experience I think I can make the following statement official....

I WILL NEVER EVER GO CLUBBING AGAIN!!!!

Simply because I cant dance for nuts... pull me down to the dance floor, you'll be just wasting the space.

The music is so loud that I thought I heard two hearts pumping inside me... and the lights are bloody so blinding... I dun need to have Gluacoma to go blind... juz more clubbing.

When I come out from MOS, I felt as if I had smoked and it's damn bloody gross la.

Sometimes when I listen to my friends talk about the clubbing experience, like so happening like that. I thought that i'm missing out on a major fun part of youth but now I realise; clubbing actually means missing out on ALOT OF SLEEPING TIME


If anyone is going to ask me "Clubbing?"


My answer to that will be....Fuck off!!! (hahaha, we all know that Jenny is a nice ger...)